i want a new drug

When you have spent far too long working in a certain industry, this time of year isn’t fun.

When some young, brillant kid invents a drug allowing me to sleep from Thanksgiving until about mid January, I will buy ALL of said drug.

I’ll keep most of it for me, but I’ll be nice enough to give some to a few warriors who deserve it.

So who wants to invent? I promise, you’ll be richer than (insert deity of choice here). If anything, you’ll have to fight us off.

Really.

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